幽默故事
让老师疯狂的一篇习作
今天是国庆日,因为英明伟大的政府建设国家、爱护百姓的功绩罄竹难书,所以放假一天,爸爸妈妈特地带我们到动物园玩。
按照惯例,我们早餐喜欢吃地瓜粥。今天因为地瓜卖完了,妈妈只好黔驴技穷地削些芋头来滥竽充数。没想到
2021-01-19 08:01:21
A School-report The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow
2021-01-19 08:01:23
早在读书时,有一次考试,老师问他:“你愿意答一道难题,还是两道容易的题目?”林肯很有把握地答:“答一道难题吧。”“那你回答,鸡蛋是怎么来的?”“鸡生的。”老师又问:“那鸡又是从哪里来的呢?”“老师,这已经是第二道题了。”林肯微笑着说。一
2021-01-19 06:01:24
I want a nightmare 想做坏梦Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed
2021-01-19 05:01:30
Tom’s Birthday It was Tom’s birthday,and he was five years old.He got quite a lot of nice birthday presents from his fam
2021-01-19 05:01:23
是什么
不,现在有镀铝的镜子!
神站在窗台上对牧师说:“你干嘛占了我的位置?”
13岁到18岁的女人好像非洲一般,是一块处女地带,尚未经过探索;
18岁到30岁,像亚洲--热情而富异国情调;
30岁到40岁,像美洲--已
2021-01-19 03:01:22
第一次,我下夜班回家,已经很晚了,我在卫生间洗嗽,忽然听到门口有动静。好像是有人在门口撬我的锁。于是我大喝一声:“谁,干什么?”谁知道那贼却在门口答道:这么晚了还不睡觉,搞什么搞。说完就没有声音了。我一时不知所措…… 第二次,我白天在家休
2021-01-18 12:01:22
1. 护士看到病人在病房喝酒,就走过去小声叮嘱说:"小心肝!"病人微笑道:"小宝贝。" 公交车上,站着的孕妇对身旁坐着的陌生男子说:你不知道我怀孕了吗?只见男子很紧张的样子道:可孩子不是我的呀! 卖瓜小贩:"快来吃西瓜,不甜不要钱!
2021-01-17 10:01:25
West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a
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The Old CatAn old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she
2021-01-17 05:01:22